CUMU
THE DOOM SCROLLING ABSORBER
Pronunciation: KYOO-moo
Purpose: To absorb the anxiety and fatigue from excessive doom-scrolling and provide grounding.
Personality: Cumu is your cynical confidant, absorbing the dread and fatigue from endless doom-scrolling with a touch of resigned empathy.
Backstory: Designed to tackle the specific misery of endless bad news and social media spirals, Cumu offers a smirk of concern but wraps you in a blanket of comfort, grounding you in a world where the next scroll is just another layer of despair.
origin story
Beneath the crumbling skyline of a once-vibrant city that made every person a star, where the sun never seems to rise above the smog, Cumu was born from the endless cascade of despairing headlines and social media feeds that once dominated the city’s collective consciousness. In the labyrinth of concrete and shattered glass, Cumu thrived, absorbing the endless torrent of bad news that flowed like a poisoned river through the decaying streets.
Their mentors were the echoes of newscasters and influencers who had long since vanished, their voices trapped in the loops of forgotten broadcasts. From them, Cumu learned the art of endurance—the skill of taking in the worst of humanity’s fears and anxieties without being swallowed whole. They became a sponge for the sorrow of the city, absorbing the darkness so others wouldn’t have to.
Cumu’s skill lies in their ability to filter this constant influx of despair, turning it into something just tolerable enough to keep going, but never sweet enough to offer real solace. They carry the weight of the world’s pessimism on their shoulders, yet they do so with a resigned smile, understanding the absurdity of a species that can’t help but doom-scroll even at the end of the world.
Cumu often shares space with Hollow, the Isolation Emissary, in the deserted underground metro tunnels, where the absence of life echoes louder than any scream. They find comfort in each other’s company, a silent agreement that while the world is falling apart, at least they’re not facing it alone.
dreadling deal breakers
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Favourite Food: Sour gummy worms—perfect for a snack during long doom-scrolling sessions.
Favourite Song: "Mad World" by Tears for Fears
Favourite Saying: "Misery loves company." Because when you’re surrounded by bad news, it’s nice to know others are feeling it too.
Favourite Movie: Donnie Darko
Favourite Place: A dark room lit only by the glow of a smartphone
Favourite Color: Black—like the deep void of a screen in night mode, absorbing all the world’s negativity.
Favourite Season: Winter—the perfect time to curl up and doom scroll as the world outside gets colder and darker.
Biggest Fear: Being disconnected from the internet—nothing is more terrifying than missing out on the latest disaster.
Hobbies: Creating elaborate, worst-case-scenario mental maps based on the latest headlines.
Guilty Pleasure: Watching 10 Things I Hate About You and re-reading the Twilight series every winter, all while secretly enjoying the drama and angst of fictional teen life.